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Dnd 4.0 isn’t real dnd It’s a D&D retroclone Storygames aren’t The Slayer’s Guide
because of the with __________ RPGs because of to __________.
__________. added. the __________.
Worst character Alignment: What made the The portal leads to
concept ever: Chaotic __________ paladin fall? the quasi-elemental
__________, but plane of __________.
with __________.
The Temple of Pathfinder is basically __________: The People are
Elemental D&D __________ Storytelling Game wondering why
__________ Edition. Steve Jackson
published
GURPS __________.
Linear Fighter, You start with 1D4 Back when I was 12 Big Eyes,
Quadratic __________ points. and I was just Small __________
__________ starting playing
D&D, the game had
__________.
In the grim darkness My innovative new A true gamer has no Elminster cast a potent
of the future there is RPG has a stat for problem with __________ spell and
only __________. __________. __________. then had sex with
__________.
Dragon boobs. Verisimilitude. Dissociated Rape.
mechanics.
Storygames. Random chargen. RPG.net. Dice inserted
somewhere painful.
FATAL. Ron Edwards’ brain Boob plate armor. Gamer chicks.
damage.
GNS theory. Drizzt. The entire Palladium BadWrongFun.
Books® Megaverse™.
Misogynerds. Cultural Marxism. Pissing on Gary Steve Jackson’s
Gygax’s grave. beard.
Natural 20. Rapenards. The Crisis of Game balance.
Treachery™.
Fishmalks. A kick to the dicebags. Bearded dwarven Owlbear’s tears.
women.
Magic missile. THAC0. Bigby’s Groping Drow blackface.
Hands.
Save or die. Swine. The Forge. Healing Surges.
Gelatinous Cubes. Total Party Kill. Quoting Monty Dumbed down shit
Python. for ADD WoW babies.
Mike Mearls. Comeliness. Vampire: The Rifts™.
Masquerade.
The random Dildo of Grognards Against Cthulhu.
prostitute table. Enlightenment +2. Humanity.
The naked succubus Role-playing and Fun Tyrant. 4rries.
in the Monster Manual. roll-playing.
Martial dailies. Black Tokyo. Killfuck Soulshitter. Cheetoism.
Grimdark. Kobolds. Oozemaster. Rocks fall,
everyone dies.
Mark Rein•Hagen. Maid RPG. Splugorth blind Dying during chargen.
warrior women.
Slaughtering innocent Lesbian stripper Magical tea party. Grinding levels.
orc children. ninjas.
Dice animism. White privilege. Githyanki therapy. Amber Diceless
Roleplaying.
A ratcatcher with a Bribing the GM with Eurocentric fantasy. Sacred cows.
small but vicious dog. sexual favors.
Gygaxian naturalism. Special snowflakes. Neckbeards. Gazeebos.
Lorraine Williams. Nude larping. Portable holes. Steampunk bullshit.
Dump stats. Ale and whores. The Deck of You are all at a tavern
Many __________. when __________
approach you.
Grognards Against Humanity
An unofficial expansion for that game about cards that oppose
humanity.
By Ewen Cluney
Based on Cards Against Humanity, by Cards Against Humanity
LLC (http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/), produced under a
BY-NC-SA 2.0 Creative Commons license.
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/